First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them: `In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.`
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and *** his finger in his mouth. `Go ahead and do the same thing,` he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and ***ing on it. Each one tried his best not to puke.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and ***ed on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
Posted by JackDaniel on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 17:23
